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Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011
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static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.
The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!
by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017
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spastic-fug

Omg what a spastic-fug
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Spastic Bombasium

A spastic bombasium is one level above a "spastic" this person is a absolute fucking retard and is the most annoying piece of shit in the world.
"this kid is a fucking spastic bombasium"
by RichYa August 3, 2018
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Spastication

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion
by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020
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pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"
by Kate Webster September 22, 2006
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V-Static

the clingy-ness a woman exhibits after loosing her virginity.
Dave felt a lot of V-Static after taking Mary's V-card
by T-Pahque August 7, 2009
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