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Spartan

A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.
"After seeing the movie 300, I gave my wife a Spartan"
by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007
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Sparta'd

When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of death in 300.
Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"

Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"
by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008
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smartastic

Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa
Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?

Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.

Example 2:

Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009
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Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.
She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.
by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009
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Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.
That boy is so smartacles.
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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sartaz

"Dilbert is such a sartaz. He just looks at the wall and says nothing"
by AHigherBeing December 1, 2017
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