Splut

An extreme version of a slut.

Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team
Guy2: what a splut!

by Ferris buller May 5, 2009

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

splart

The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket December 31, 2009

Splunt

to cum so much that blood is ejaculated from the penis instead of cum

i splunted your mum - i fucked your mum so much i came blood.
splunt all over your face.

by Orchard Lads November 3, 2008

Splart

A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 11, 2012

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003