sploid

A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.

Opposite to the chode.

Dude's sploid snapped in half when she got on it

by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003

splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

splogi

To wordjizz. The issuing forth of semen from the male urethra.
Origin: Romanian Slang

I splogied on him last night.
She liked the taste of my splogi.

by Phirkel May 8, 2003

Splak

To leave somethings bleeding excessively.

Frenchie just splakked my dawg, who gon clean thud mess up?

by BloodyDior July 4, 2017

Splak

When a nigga want to start beef you say "boy i splak yo bitch ass" as in im about to knock the shit out that boy

Pussy: You a bitch
Pussy:Fight Me
Me: I Splak yo bitch ass

by amosc gg.chubbzzz January 8, 2018