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Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
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by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."
by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024
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Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by boggler November 3, 2023
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splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks
I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies
by The dahmer October 9, 2016
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Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
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splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
by Binsterbird May 9, 2016
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