Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

wig splitter

An ass kicker in prison. As in he'll split your wig.

Homey is a stone cold wig splitter

by the real biffula July 24, 2019

splatturd

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004