When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020
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by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025
Get the Splat dugging mug.When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
by Jahmsay August 18, 2024
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Get the Spicy Splat mug.Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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