spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.

"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"

by Ihopper December 28, 2014

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

splash n rash

The act of giving a handjob in a public pool.

I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .

Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.

by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016

Spasmoidian

Someone who is a spasmoid

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian

by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018

splashy cashy

when you suddenly obtain large amounts of cash, but carelessly blow it cause why not

jason went to vegas and hustled some novices on the roulette table, then went splashy cashy on blackjack and lost it all

by Tri-Winner December 18, 2018