Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 May 31, 2011

Sack Splash

When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum

"Dude, I was pinching a turd when water came up and sack splashed me, I'm still kind of wet."

by ForeverMoist October 13, 2009

Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.

Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash March 20, 2012

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 14, 2015

Brownie splash

A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you

"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt

to avoid this!!"

- Marcus R

by Marcus R Jr June 11, 2015

Splash Zone

The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check

Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019