Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016
Get the Sphincter Burp mug.The act of laughing so hard that one will clench their anal sphincter with enough force to induce internal bleeding.
by A Short Ass Llama March 15, 2017
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The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"
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Get the Sphincter poke mug.Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 4, 2021
Get the sphincter memory mug.One who study's Sphintology, the branch of mathematics which studies the properties and relations of garlic knots, Schrödinger's cat, and spindle fibers.
"What the hell kind of math is he doing on the board?" -Virgin nonstudier of sphinctology
"He's finding the inverse function of garlic knots per spindle fiber you fucking moron." -Alpha sphinctologist
"He's finding the inverse function of garlic knots per spindle fiber you fucking moron." -Alpha sphinctologist
by TeddyG420 February 10, 2023
Get the sphinctologist mug.You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.
Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
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