In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.
Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
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Some pussy who insists on being a little bitch and hesitates to do activities that involve fun or any sort of risk.
You're such a softass.
by joeman6740 July 12, 2010
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Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY
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If a boy breaks up with her she’ll be strong and her besties (usually an Ola or Florencia kinda girls) will always be there for her.
She’s the bestest friend you’ll EVER have, a loving girlfriend and she makes a great sis in crime! And if you ever have a chance to meet her, don’t spoil it and if you become her enemy, you better watch out😑
If a boy breaks up with her she’ll be strong and her besties (usually an Ola or Florencia kinda girls) will always be there for her.
She’s the bestest friend you’ll EVER have, a loving girlfriend and she makes a great sis in crime! And if you ever have a chance to meet her, don’t spoil it and if you become her enemy, you better watch out😑
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Florencia: IKR!!! But I can’t believ what Antonio did that thoooo
Ola:Sofia is a strong girl and Antonio will probably regret it...
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Ola:Sofia is a strong girl and Antonio will probably regret it...
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You are my one and only sofia
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