Snowblower

1. Whilst being blown doing Blow off the head of the blower.
2. Placing a little bit of coke on the base of ones penis to give a little more umph to go down lower each time.

1. "Last night was crazy shit. I did a Snowblower with some crack whore"

2. For more then 'just the tip' from a crack whore hooker, ask her if she'd do a Snowblower.

by Jimmy.Twoshoes February 23, 2013

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010

Snowboarding

pissing off people who deserve to be on the slopes by ruining all powder and cutting them off right in front of jumps just so you can wipeout a 180 while yelling at your friend to "keep rolling" b/c that was a "gnarly bail," then hiking back up the hill so you can sit on your ass for 20 min waiting for 40 other douchebags and then attempting to push yourself up and gain speed by hopping up & down like a dumbass all so that you can go halfway up a jump before pussying out and "carving" to go off the side, but STILL reaching your arm back just enough so you can shout "Brah, tell me you got that gnarly tail grab" as you fall face-first into the ice, then complain about the nasty conditions and how they are scratching up your $6,000 piece of wood (C'MON!) that your rich dad bought you and complain while hiking back up to repeat it all again until you slide down to the base lodge to disturb the family atmosphere there enough that you are asked to leave, so you call your dad and he gets the entire kitchen staff fired so I can't even get a burger and decide to just cut my losses and go home and I walk outside to find my new skis in a river, and I try to rescue them but get stuck, catch pneumonia, and spend my whole 6 hr, cramped car ride home coughing while you laugh back to your slope-side mansion and play 4 hrs of CoD online against 8yo’s, whom you taunt until they cry to their mommies and develop inferiority complexes, on your 80” TV before doing it all again the next day-ing

Danny Bonaduce: "hey, I'm going snowboarding"

by Shawn White is Okay December 21, 2010

Snowboarder

A snowboarder is someone who doesn't just won a snowboard but lives the snowboard culture. Not only does one have to be an expert to consider themselves a snowboarder, real snowboarders would never consider: going into a park when theres powder elsewhere on the mountain, stopping and sitting down, moving out of the way for some newbie skier who sucks ass, wearing their pants so low that when they're in powder snow gets down them, and finally no real snowboarder snowboards with other snowboarders. This just brings down the integrity of oneself is he is seen with other snowboard owners not snowboarders per se. Snowboarders dont scrape snow off the mountain and dont go down the hill in the stopping position. These acts are only for the inexperienced owners who suck at life. All in all snowboarders are probably the most down to earth and normal people on the hill. Next time you see one, try riding the lift with them, you will be suprised at how much cooler they are than your lame skiing counterpart

I just saw a snowboarder who was really hot

This snwboarder was in the woods and just tearing it up nonstop

I hate it when trick ass snowboarders dont do anything in the park, they just sit there

by Lil Dub C November 16, 2004

snowglobe

insert two erect penises into each of a females nostrils , ejaculate into the nostrils. Once finished , grasp the females head with both hands and shake violently

ejaculation , bukkake , c-lit ,youuu beeeaatt , snowglobe.

we dont spiderman no more , we just snow - globe dat hoe

by mike and josh October 7, 2007

Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

by Maviday February 5, 2010

snowplow

What one exclaims before knocking down or over or destroying or plowing object(s) or people.

I knocked her cup of hot tea over but it's ok because I yelled "snowplow" first.

by The Batmobile February 6, 2010