dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.

A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.

by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016

Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012

Alfresco sneeze

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty

by Zeager December 9, 2009

Sneeze fit

When you sneeze a lot of times in a row

I was having a sneeze fit because my allergy.

by hio5 November 4, 2019

Penile Sneeze

The act of ejaculating.

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'

by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010

sneeze arrest

when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.

dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.

by slapnuts208 January 25, 2010