Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...

Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!

by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

Sneaky Pete

The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.

J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"

E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"

by BKDC October 22, 2009

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

Sneaky tug

When you are trying to beat your meat when others are in the house, you can't do it confidently.

A good confidant crank is when you know everyone’s asleep. If they’re awake it’s a sneaky tug.

by GrRobot March 14, 2018

sneaky piranha

A surprise grabbing of the crotch in any body of water.

Though pleasantly surprising some, Nicholas was ultimately banned from the public pool for routinely giving swimmers a sneaky piranha.

by shudder inc May 30, 2013

sneaky christian

when a badass gets hammered drunk one evening party hops from house to house fucking at least five chicks each of different religious faith thus spreading his christian lovin among his community

i got so hammered last night i pulled a sneaky christian around town

by the baddest mutha fuka alive June 6, 2010

Sneaky Hole

A hiding place in video games

I have totally found the best sneaky hole to pwn the other team from.

by SubtleInternal September 5, 2014