Snaking

The act of placing a snake in one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification.
"when we got back from the club last night, I totally caught Jeff snaking on the couch"
by G.I. Cobra February 24, 2009
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Commonly used in glasgow banter when describing the act of making love to someone. Very crude term to use, so would be used as an alternative to such words as Rattled, Banged, "Pumped Rotten" etc... Would not be used towards someone you respected in any case.
Glasgow Slang - "Aww Man, ye shouda seen the wee durty a got aff wae it eh dancin last nite. wiz gaggin fur it, but she wiz on the rag... tell yeh wit tho, next time ah see her, she's well gettin SNAKED"

Translated - "I Say, Samuel. You really should have seen the lovely fair lady i embraced in a kiss with only but an evening ago. She wished to retire to my humble abode to make passionate love, but unfortunately her monthly period was in full flow. However, count it as most certain; next time we meet she will, without a doubt, be getting SNAKED"

"So where are you staying once we arrive in Florida? Ever been SNAKED on a plane?"
by Mr Rendell November 14, 2006
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"my snake bit her cat" would mean i had sex with her
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Snaked

When you begin to hook up with a girl for the first time and she is hesitant about grabbing your penis. In order to brake the tension you pull it out and slap her on the leg with it.
1. Ryan totally snaked Christina but she wasn't having any of it.

2. Yea I was making out with this girl for almost an hour and finally I snaked her...and she loved it
by F. Wallace March 13, 2010
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Removing an object too fast during anal sexual activity that causes the person receiving to deficate.
Much like a plumber "snakes" a drain.
Last night, while fucking Jayme in the ass, I snaked her. She blasted a shit nugget across the room, and it stuck to the mirror.
by gerbilmuncher March 30, 2011
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A malicious act of lunch cutting wherein an acquaintance or friend (but not a total stranger) makes a successful play for your beau, fully aware that you had first dibbs. usually undertaken when you haven't arrived at the party yet or are too off your face to notice.
ROSA: so she said she hooked up with Marchie last weekend

ETA: mole! she knows that boy's mine!

ROSA: yeh she snaked you babz
by ETAROSA August 01, 2008
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when someone your are closely related to takes your girlfriend out from under you
dude you snaked my girfriend
by quickquack February 14, 2008
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