Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.

Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?

by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

White snail

Cumming on a girls belly (or multiple girls) and using it as a slip-and-slide.

Jerry: " yea, me and my girlfriends did the white snail yesterday!"
Owen: "noice roice!"

by InsanityUB June 9, 2017

snail bob

The best game ever (don't believe me? google it)

Snail Bob is the bestest game ever!

by ZettaWith3Teees October 27, 2020

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016

crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.

He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.

by Joshdelux October 2, 2010