Smoid

To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.

Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...

by Roger_Rammjet March 27, 2011

smolicious

Something that is so smol, it needs another word.

The Syo cosplayer is smolicious.

by ShankyFox May 10, 2016

sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".

"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!

by The sensitive one March 13, 2009

smoil

When you smile so hard your jaw pops off from it's hinges and removes the bottom half of your face, and the agonizing pain forces you to pass out.

Felix smoiled and was immediately sent to the hospital for jaw replacement surgery, it was a sad, sad, day.

by TheMightyGroose August 7, 2016

Smiling Neck

The result of gettin your neck slit by someone or something, making it appear as though your neck is smiling.

Joey grabbed a knife from the drawer and gave his wife and kid a smiling neck.

by phear me ho February 5, 2008

Smoliver

While Performing vaginal or anal sex "doggy style", the act of withdrawing the penis and ejaculating on the small of a woman's back.

Guy: How do you want me to finish?
Girl: I want you to Smoliver

I was doing this girl and had the most powerful smoliver of my life

by Bra son June 9, 2011

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005