wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.

"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."

by anon4444 September 11, 2013

Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.

Wake up and smell the piss.

by sakura_ja July 26, 2010

"I have a bridge to sell you"

ur stupid for believing me.

If you believe that, "I have a bridge to sell you".

by Hezzah December 19, 2008

Ass smell

A whiff of shit smell when someone stands up

A hot, smelly, and somewhat dirty man stands up, and a whiff of ass smell hits you in the face.

by 13 L U 12 May 18, 2009

yo breath smell like bounce dat ass

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.

Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

by SiZ KiLLa November 29, 2007

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

I have a bridge to sell you

This phrase came about after a Con-man by the man of George C. Parker sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice a week for 30 years.

LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker

Person 1: Hey I hear the Earth is a Globe.

Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?

by JohnnyReaper May 20, 2016