slot machine

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.

"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"

by Slotty July 28, 2005

Sloth

1. A sloth is a slow moving animal which prefers to dwell high up amongst the trees. Generally this gentle beast only comes down to the ground in order to take it's bi-weekly defecation.

2. A character from the show Goonies.

3. One of the seven deadly sins: laziness, slovenliness, procrastination.

My boyfriend is such a frigging sloth when it comes to doing housework.

by EmberDust September 13, 2011

rape sloth

The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.

Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.

Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.

by dafukisapseudonym? May 9, 2014

slot a lot

After southern rapper Chingy left Disturbing Tha Peace(a hiphop records label) at 2004, he start his own label called Slot A Lot.

A: Do you know Slot A Lot?
B: Yes, it's Chingy's label.

by Rabbi January 5, 2005

Slot Machine

The act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. One penis in the mouth, 1 penis in each hand, 1 penis in the vagina, and one penis in the butthole.

The entire offensive line for the raiders went to Sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!

by Jamesbond99 March 22, 2011

coin slot eyes

Describing the eyes of a Asian person and there unique look

The new Chinese student was bullied for his coin slot eyes

by Gorrila from the south April 6, 2017

slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.

Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus

by Danomyte April 26, 2008