Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

White Shorts

a phrase that was created at Lakewood High School in Lakewood CA

if a girl is wearing white shorts, it is safe to assume that she takes it in the ass during sex.

any guy that sees a female wearing white shorts, has the right to scream "white shorts!" as loud as possible to let everyone in the area know she does.

walking down the street with the bros..
scope a fine group of girls and notice one with white shorts on
"WHITE SHORTS!!"

by c-well September 14, 2011

sports car version

Someone who is the better looking version of a relative (usually a younger sibling).

Why settle for my brother when you could have the sports car version....

by shotscarolan February 9, 2009

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.

Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."

by Karen123451 November 9, 2011

shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

Go to shorts

Go to shorts are your best pair of either LeBron or jordan brand shorts. any other brand sucks. it is preferably Jordan

it gives you swagg and u'll get u d wet 4 sure

guy 1, "yo nigga, how we gonna get dees fine ass hoes at school to suck our dicks man?"
guy 2, "man, lets wear are Go to shorts, then we'll get our D wet for sure."

by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007