Simple Plan

peice of shit band that sucks my left nut

Simple plan sucks my left nut

by Tyler Morton April 4, 2005

too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.

"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."

by H.L Magician February 24, 2017

Simple Plan

Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)"

Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.

'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?'

'I didn't know they were in town! Bummer.'

by j'aimelescrepes August 23, 2005

SIMPL

It is social media shorthand for -Shitting in My Pants Laughing-

Used for when LOL and LMAO are just not enough to express how hilarious Someones fucking post, statement or picture actually was.

someone posts "Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil was the first to walk on the moon and Michael likes to fuck little boys"
You reply "SIMPL"

by Cur See OHHH September 9, 2016

Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005