sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.

Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.

by A regular boy November 28, 2018

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

sideway sloppy joe

Bangin a chick sideways when she is on the rag

OMG, I heard Dick had some sideway sloppy joe last night!

by WTP May 11, 2009

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020