by slugguh May 28, 2009
Get the shangsty mug.A sex-hangover. The feeling of aching and overall exhaustion that comes the day after a particularly vigourous sexual escapade.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
Guy: "Mate, are you coming to football later?"
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
by kinkitsune October 27, 2010
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by The Furrie Within August 6, 2011
Get the Shang ra lang mug.Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
Get the shanghai condom mug.The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016
Get the Schwang Tang Bang mug.Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.
by Dr. Dyper (Reformed Sniper) August 27, 2016
Get the Shanghai Tunnel mug.schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.
2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
by mandem123 October 4, 2016
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