softypunch

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites April 23, 2011

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

softypunch

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites May 8, 2011

Shorty Worty

A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.

She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty

by Simp simp March 16, 2019

Shortygotthemapplebottomjeans

SHORTYGOTTHEMAPPLEBOTTOMJEANSBOOTSWITHTHEFURTHEFURTHEWHOLECLUBWASLOOKINGATHER

MENHAVEBIGBALLS.BIGBALLSAREGOOD,THERE WARM AND GOOD TO PLAY WITH

i LOVE BIG BALLS SO WARM AND COMFORTING AND GOOD TO PLAY WITH

Shortygotthemapplebottomjeans

by shortygotthemapplebottomjeans May 14, 2023

Combat Shotty

The combat shotgun in fortnite. Most players who use this word are british.

salty person: "oh he's using the combat shotty, it takes no skill!"

by Totally not jooroomy October 19, 2019

Airpod shotty

imma catch a body
you: looking real sussy

Da gang: Ohh you finna pull on da crip wit the airpod shotty?
Me: yea

by April 18, 2021