Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.

Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!

by 69oface420 January 25, 2016

SHIMZONED

SHIMZONED; when a female friendzones you but makes you think you still have a chance so you do her work for her and get a sneaky hand in every now and again

OH man ! that girl Seng, I think she SHIMZONED you :O

hey seng do you like shim... "No he's like a brother to me"
SHIMZONED

by NOT SHIM January 26, 2016

Shizz

A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).

What are you getting for breakfast? Oh, just some omelette with shizz to go with it.

by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016

Shizz

When you fart and a little bit of jizz comes out.

Jaron farted while having an erection and shizzed himself.

by Pbrizzle January 27, 2017

shiznockers

A word that is usually used by someone when they can't say shit.

"Holy Shiznockers! That was close!"

by mmaas44 January 22, 2018

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy May 7, 2018

Shizz

You can use shizz for anything and everything . It basically doesn't have one description. It's not a basic word . It's unique.

I use it among my friends , family , teacher etc.

Oh my god - Oh my shizz
What the hell is wrong with you - What the shizz is wrong with you
Shit is about to go down - Shizz is about to go down

by Megan Brand June 24, 2019