shitfuck

An alternate method of identifying an individual who pleasures others with anal sex, especially if there will be fecal matter involved.

you are obsessed fucking my ass, you shitfuck!

by SkillShit July 20, 2008

shitkicker

a redneck who does a lot of drugs

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

shitkicker

boots used to lay a beat down.

Time to lace up the shitkickers and kick some ass.

by Jim_Bob June 3, 2003

shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.

What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...

by redbomber0 December 28, 2005

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003