Shit Ups

To do 25 sit ups after you take a shit

I just got done taking a shit, I better do my shit ups.

by awesomestjh August 6, 2010

shit upon

To be completely dominated in any sort of way, usually in competition.

Cleveland got shit upon by Lebron when he left for Miami.

by getToTheChoppa32 April 12, 2011

Shit-Ups

To practice the excercise of sitting up will having the feeling of wanting to poop, or doing sit-ups while deficating in the exact spot in which the sit-ups are being performed.

"Randy and I went to the gym and boy did I have a major case of the shit-Ups!"

by Krusty Krab Rapist June 2, 2015

shit uphill

extremely and painfully slow.

"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"

"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"

"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"

by paul z ated May 4, 2014

Fuck-your-shit-upper

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

by Paulo November 20, 2003

Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.

"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"

by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024