\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."
by Mr. Magou July 24, 2008
Get the shartmug. When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
by s4mthug July 29, 2005
Get the shartmug. When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.
After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.
by pinkboxerguy September 6, 2005
Get the shartmug. When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
by Stephen Carboni January 11, 2005
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Get the shartmug.