Shank

To stab someone, then repeatedly have sex with the hole you have created.

Person: Did you hear? Tom shanked Ling-tong the other night
Other person: Oh my god really? is she okay?
Person: Yeah but shes in hospital for stab wounds

by Cemmmmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

shanked

to miss a field goal in american football

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv

by jimmmiller December 28, 2005

shank

believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term

-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."

by vallada November 16, 2009

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Shank

To stab someone with a knife

"he just got Shanked with that knife" .... "yo, the homie just got shanked"

by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

shank

commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.

Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*

by Jdogga November 1, 2009