shank

believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term

-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."

by vallada November 16, 2009

shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Shank

To stab someone with a knife

"he just got Shanked with that knife" .... "yo, the homie just got shanked"

by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

Shank

A knife
Also known as:
Tool
Gat
Lippy

Shank in my pocket

by ilika balls February 1, 2009

shank

commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.

Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*

by Jdogga November 1, 2009

Shank

A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."

Hey shank! You're such a tease.

by Jacob & Emily February 6, 2008

shank

A wank in the shower, a shower-Wank

Shortened to Shank

Present tense~Shanking
Past tense~Shanked

Chris:Omg, that was great Shank i just had in there.. I didn't even get to wash my hair

by Dave F. December 3, 2007