Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.

Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.

by Nothavingit April 19, 2018

mud season

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.

Its mud season! time to go muddin!!

by [e-mail] March 11, 2004

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by Tom Layden August 10, 2007

e girl season

e girl season starts on october 1st and ends on november 1st

hey dude, when is e girl season?

oh it’s in october so now i guess :p

by fatboimarkiepoo1 September 30, 2019

Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.

Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.

by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011