double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.

Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.

by Potato Sack January 10, 2009

Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

by twkomg June 24, 2008

Seiken Densetsu

An Action-RPG series by Square Enix known as Mana in the US, which involves Mana being the lifeforce of the world, and the Mana Goddess, Mana Tree, and Sword of Mana as central figures in each storyline. Seiken Densetsu literally translates to "Holy Sword Legend," or Legend of the Holy Sword.

The series is as follows:
Final Fantasy Adventure--Seiken Densetsu (GB, 1991)
Secret of Mana--Seiken Densetsu 2 (SNES, 1993)
Seiken Densetsu 3 (Japan Only, SNES, 1995)
Legend of Mana--Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana (PS1, 2000)
Sword of Mana--Shin'yaku Seiken Densetsu (GBA, 2003)

World of Mana Compilation:
Children of Mana--Seiken Densetsu DS: Children of Mana (NDS, 2006)
Dawn of Mana--Seiken Densetsu 4 (PS2, TBA)
Seiken Densetsu: Final Fantasy Adventure (Mobile, 2006)

Seiken Densetsu owns Kingdom Hearts!

by ClaudeLv250 May 24, 2006

Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.

I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!

by MisterObvious October 8, 2011

raging semi

A chub, or partially erect penis, that just won't quit. It is often on the verge of being painful and can happen at random times like at job interviews or when taking the SATs. Unfortunately, it's hard enough to be noticeable, but not hard enough to belt-tuck.

I was in the middle of the test and I got hit with this crazy raging semi.

by Barcak December 14, 2008

semi

the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.

many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class

by the mac al April 12, 2006