Semicolon

A strange symbol who's origins are cloaked in mystery. It is believed to hold magical properties but it's true nature is still unknown mankind.

The world's top historians have found a link that connects the birthplace of all religions back to the semicolon. The earliest semicolon discovered, on Earth, dates back over 800 million years, according to paleontologists. However, images taken from the Mars Rover have also discovered several stone carvings of this mark.

To this date, the only use that scholars and scientists alike have been able to find for the semicolon is to combine it with other punctuation marks, like the closed parenthesis, sometimes separated by a hyphen.

Oh, we;;
(Damn you, Semicolon!!!)

;-)

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

semi mongrol

australin definition for a boner.

damn when that chick walked by I had a semi mongrol.

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

semi jimmy

semi erect penis, not rock hard but not flaccid

i usually wake up in the morning with a semi jimmy

by otispunkmeyer86 February 21, 2006

semi-dancing

When you are dancing with a female and before you know it you have a semi-erect penis yet dance anyway.

John: Dude she gave me a semi, but she was still grinding on my shit!
Mark: Man I love semi-dancing.

by greek454 January 11, 2008

Semi Hipster

A person who is sort of a hipster, but not entirely. As they do not meet the criteria of a hipster completely. They deny being a hipster, doesn't necessarily wear hipster clothing or fashion, tries to avoid mainstream music, but still does listen to some mainstream due to influence by friends. They could even not be aware of the existence of the term Hipster. Which makes them a Semi Hipster

A: Dude, you don't listen to mainstream crap, you're a hipster!
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.

by bstrd525 November 16, 2011

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Semi

A bitch, a barcode boi who spends all his money on Fortnite and doesn’t have a house and is poor he has a girlfriend named fian

You’re such a barcode boi. I looked at home and got a semi.

by Drugdealer12345678910 August 15, 2019