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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
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second hand taste

When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.

You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.

You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020
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Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
by SGboss May 15, 2023
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.
THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.
by chicken1013 January 17, 2023
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Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
by Subsudan February 9, 2017
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