shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

scutter

Derived from the program Red Dwarf. A scutter is the hoover that comes out at night to clean the ship. This was then used to describe the people of portsmouth. scutters crawl the streets at night picking up crap of the kerb.

Used as an adjective to describe a mush from pompey "scutter"

by onemadeye May 20, 2005

scutter

Person whom has no control over his/her bowels or anus.

Christian Kent is a God Damn scutter!

by O.G._Mudbone May 14, 2015

scuttlebuttscorner

-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..

"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"

by Shawnio November 25, 2013

skuttle

skuttle (skut-el) to kick your feet in happiness or clench yourself for no reason other than someone made you happy at that moment. an involuntary action.

so last night i was laying next to Carmen, and i said she looked pretty. she skuttled so hard i almost fell out of the bed.

by onewhois November 2, 2011

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Shuttle-Fuck

when you have a vehicle full of people and they all have to go in different directions. It can also be used to refer to all of the people in the car

You shuttle-fucks are using all my gas

by artgirlaia January 24, 2011