Scholzing

(Verb) The act of bringing great prejudice and criticism upon an individual to the extent to which said individual experiences cardiac arrest.

"Cool tattoos, bro. Did you use a coupon?"
"Stop, you're Scholzing m- *GASP*"

by Scholzing May 8, 2014

scroding

The act of scrolling facebook's time line over and over due to boredem only to see the same post because Facebook loops posts.

I have seen this post three times. I need to stop scroding.

by jriggs March 3, 2015

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Scooping em

when you beat someones ass so hard you scoop them as their lying on the ground (football celebration dance)

yo Arons scooping em

by Silver_lightning July 10, 2016

scooping grapes

Usually used in the term "I'll scoop those grapes" or "Do you want me to scoop your grapes?", basically means that person wants to proceed into sexual activities, if they say it in a provocative manor but if he/she is angry, they're using it to say " aye fam, you're coming at me disrespectfully and I'm about to patch you up real quick" aka fighting. Be careful if someone wants to scoop your grapes, it could be 50/50 chance on how they mean it.

Scooping grapes-
"Bro I'd scoop those grapes"
"Come at me like that one more time and I'm gonna scoop your grapes"
"She's already had those grapes scooped fam"
"Y'all wanna go scoop some grapes tonight ?"

by Jayrodrick May 29, 2016

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018