safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011

Screen Shot

Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.

Do we have anymore windex, I just had a screen shot?

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

screen cheater

Someone who, when playing multi-player video games on one screen, looks at your section of the screen to gain an unfair advantage and ultimately to help them win the game that you are playing. Often done by people who are obsessed with video games and have to win.

Evan: Phil stop screen cheating, you are a screen cheater you heartless bastard.

Phil: I'm not I just got lucky!! Awhuhha.

by mattersflatters September 27, 2008