Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016

Dirty Screech

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.

Dude, I didn't know you grew a beard.

I didn't I just got a Dirty Screech!

by PilotMikeTx October 1, 2006

screeched

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

by Nate June 4, 2004

Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004