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Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it
Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan
by Louise Paige March 23, 2020
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Schrödinger's Garbage

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.
"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."
by normalmaximo November 10, 2024
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Schrödinger's feminist

When a woman is both empowered and a victim until something happens and claims to be either at any given time, based on which benefits her the most
She's a textbook Schrödinger's feminist
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
by Bdjeidbrj July 12, 2024
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schrödinger’s orgasm

when you start a new antidepressant and don’t know if you’re going to be able to have an orgasm or not, and are too afraid to find out.
I started effexor and at this point my ability to have an orgasm is like Schrödinger’s Orgasm.
by taysquared May 15, 2023
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Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.
The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"
by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025
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Schrödinger's feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most...
Girl: Women belong in the workplace not the kitchen and traditional gender roles are stupid.
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
by HyperGoat14 May 31, 2024
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