Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022

frau schneider

The most beautiful woman in the entire world

"I really love Christoph Schneider, the drummer of Rammstein, but Frau Schneider is the best you've ever seen of him/j"

by maruxke August 22, 2022

Samantha Schenker

they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.

*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<

Samantha Schenker: you’re a schhloser

by a schhloser July 4, 2022

Caden Schneider

Caden likes to watch all kinds of tv such as
“Cobra Kia” “demon slayer” “Tokyo ghoul” “stranger things” “gay midget porn” “family guy” he loves to watch all the shows listed😁

Caden Schneider loves “gay midget furry nugget porn”

by Daddy domy December 22, 2022

Rob Schneider

rhyming slang for , cigarette lighter.

Ready to roll, u got a Rob Schneider?

by luccirosso April 12, 2024

Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.

"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."

by themanwhomans May 9, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024