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Mr Sampath

A teacher that will partially teach chemistry and beat students if they are wrong even if it's the whole class. He says everyone is doltish and asinine even tho the common denominator is him. His daughter is a scholar and he likes to let the world know. When he is late or absent students are happy until you see his flek up haircut bounce up the stairs. He is chill outside of class tho.
boy 1: I hope Mr Sampath don't come today i not up for his shit.
boy 2: Nah dawg i see his car.
by a person you wish you knew April 21, 2020
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sampo

I want to try that. or I want to see your goodies. :p
I like sampo, can? you get big boobs ah.. I like sampo
by xstussyone January 14, 2005
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Sampax

A name for a gay lad called Sam Marshall-Clarke.
You bum wrestling sampax!
by Lee Waters June 19, 2003
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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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samphearleak

1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
That fool is acting like a samphearleak
by Aspen September 18, 2004
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free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.
I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.
by imlikeabear December 29, 2007
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It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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