Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

Know what I'm sayin'?

The phrase gangsters say (usually on MTV Cribs) when they show/tell you something, not even they understand.

(ON MTV CRIBS)
Gangster: I got the surround sound, the Mp3 hook ups, and the tv that comes out of the bed, ya Know what I'm sayin'?

by urbangenius10703 August 31, 2007

spring break naw I'm sayin

perhaps nobody will ever know the true intent of these words for they were unsuccesful, but from what I understand, it was a pick up attempt conducted by an ASU frat guy in one of the houses on Pacific Beach to some random girl walking by.

ASU kid - "Hey Baby spring break naw I'm sayin"
Random girl - "get away from me you're gross."

by P.V. treat 928 March 17, 2010

stylin on you

Phrase used in an infamous rap battle that led to a fight. It is now commonly used to further anger a person who is not up to par with your style (or anything for that matter). Studies have shown that the use of the words 'Oh u mad' before the phrase further irritates the person.

see: u mad, cal is on me, o rly?

"Oh u mad 'cause I'm stylin on you!"

by Adam aka Im Better Than You December 12, 2008

stylin'

looking better than someone else

Yo bro you mad?

-nah man why?

Cause im stylin' on ya.

by bobsmithistheman December 14, 2007

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Trying to let someone thing you're "not sayin'", when, in fact, you most certainly ARE "sayin'".

Trying to make it seem like you are not saying anything unkind or questionable, but then admitting that you are. It happens so fast, no one will be the wiser...

Beezus : Does this pair of jeggings make my ass look enormous ?
Ramona: Well, maybe a little.

Beezus : Dang - for reals ?
Ramona: Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

by TrudyS August 3, 2010

Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson is the beautiful love between one direction members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. It is believed that their relationship began in 2010 when they were on the X factor but there is also a theory that they knew each other before hand (the script concert bitches.) No one can deny their love but management (the biggest dicks on the planet) try to hide it by giving the boys beards such as Taylor Swift and Elenor management also gave Harry the role of womaniser in the media when really he is the softest kindest boy in the planet who would never do anything to disrespect anyone ever. Management also pulled a little stunt us Larries like to call Babygate, there is a lot of proof that Louis “baby” isn’t actually his son, there are lots of theories surrounding babygate but I cba to go into it. If you want loads of Larry proof go to Freddieismyqueen on YouTube and you will come put shipping Larry.

Person 1: Larry Stylinson isn’t real
Larry shipper: stfu bitch they have matching tattoos they change lyrics for each other, write songs for each, they used to tweet the cutest tweets for each other and so much more in conclusion Larry is real bitch

Person 1: I- uh I
Larry shipper: that’s what I thought

by Izxy April 22, 2019