Sarah Palin 

The future vice president of the United States.

Gee, I can't wait until John McCain and Sarah Palin get voted into office.

Sarah Palin by Marlie88 October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin 

McCain's running mate for the 2008 Presidential election. It's an interesting choice because she is the exact opposite of McCain: female, short, hot, spunky, conservative, athletic, hip, and a good politician.

Sarah Palin is the hottest person to even enter U.S. national politics.

Sarah Palin by Mr. Namahs October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin 

An honorable white woman and the running mate of GOP Presidential candidate John McCain. She will help McCain take the votes of all those who wanted to see Hillary Clinton in the White House.

Sarah Palin has done great things for Alaska and is the right person for this job! FIRST!

Sarah Palin by Jerrymander August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin 

The inevitable GOP Presidential nominee in 2012 and the 45th President of the United States.

Sarah Palin will defeat Obama in 2012 and become the next two-term president.

Sarah Palin by Palin Power December 17, 2008

Sarah Palin 

A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.

Person 1: Dude! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin!

Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.

Sarah Palin by BloodSugarLQ June 23, 2011

Sarah Palin 

Caribou Barbie!

She is dumber than Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin by shit for brians April 26, 2022

Sara Palin 

The scariest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with.

GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"

GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."

GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"

GOP 2: "Brilliant!"

Sara Palin by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012