a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's
by jagonanyone May 17, 2008
When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"
My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.
by Dj zack attack February 08, 2011
Bill: So you gave her a dirty sanchez?
Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too
Bill: So you gave her a hiccup sanchez
Ryan: Hells yeah
Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too
Bill: So you gave her a hiccup sanchez
Ryan: Hells yeah
by Got Money N. Hoez February 20, 2011
v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."
by AshDrea May 21, 2010
applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"
While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.
by murfmann November 15, 2009
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Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009