salted over

Similar to "screwed over" but in a more disdainful respect.

She said she'd call me back in a minute, but after three hours I realized I'd been salted over.

by pretzelman May 15, 2004

Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.

Stop salt forking me!!!

by Marginallyclean July 04, 2016

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 05, 2016

Pound Salt

A kind way of telling someone that they should get lost, go away, or simply to go fuck themselves.

Dammit Ben, go pound salt!

by Bow Tie January 30, 2011

dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.

Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!

by killer diller miller April 17, 2004

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 08, 2013

brow salt

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands

The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.

by moldyoldies December 01, 2009