Taylor Swift Syndrome 

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009

Taylor Swift 

Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.

Taylor Swift by Denholm Elliot October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift 

A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...

Taylor Swift by Mimi, kitty December 31, 2009

A Swift 

A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"

A Swift by Phil Bates January 2, 2010

Taylor Swift 

A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.

"You have Taylor Swift boobs"

"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"

Taylor Swift by BRADYMYERS1 January 16, 2010

robert swift 

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

robert swift by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Taylor Swift 

An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.

Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert

fan: I want to be just like her!!!!

Taylor Swift by TaySwiftyfan13132 December 12, 2011