SWAT

If you're at a toddlers party and the kids are acting very asinine just say the adverb: SWAT.

S: Super
W: Weird
A: Annoying/ Asinine
T: Toddle/ teen / Teachers etc.

Oh no it's A SWAT!

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 8, 2019

SWAT

Acronym for "Several Wankers Attacking Terrorists".

"There was a terrorist attack. They already called SWAT"

by Sir Aidamus November 28, 2018

swat

synonym for "oh fuck" or like "oh shit bitch". Can also be used to describe skunk whore bitches you dont like. Good to use because them dumb hoes won't catch on. Can also be used to refer to sex specifically in front of parents

Oh swat i forgot to do my streaks this morning!!!!
*says in front of relatives* Sofia did you and Chris swat last night?
Amity is such a swat I hate her so much.

by juulfiend February 14, 2018

SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018

Swat

Plural past tense of the word sweat.

I swat a lot when sleeping last night.

by ThisBoiisJake April 29, 2021

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019