Soibs

(n.) An amazing name, often associated with gorillas or fifty of the English monetary unit pounds. Of a Russian-Polish origin. Unrelated to "soib," or "scratching of imaginary beard."

(adj.) Used when describing indescribable greatness. In relation to "Soibeling" something, or making it better.

(n.) Soibs is literally the most amazing gorilla ever.

(adj.) I booked the job! This is so soibs!!

by Kleopatra Selene June 9, 2013

Soilenating

The act of being fucking dumb as fuck

Stop soilenating you dumb fuck

by Mzlapq November 4, 2018

live soil

Burying someone alive 6 feet deep and letting their rotting body fetilize the ground

Taken from Flesh N Bone's Live Soil:
You're live soil
That means that you're the walking dead
So when I blast that ass
You remember what you did and said

by Nuthinbutthaboneinme January 8, 2012

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

SOIO

fat OAF with fat hairy balls hanging on his chin

Hey u SOIO!

by sexiinessss September 18, 2011

soiled it

Soiled it is an alternative statement to killed it, but for when soneone really kills as joke and it's just no funny anymore, therefore creating an awkward moment.

Person A: Volvanoes in Icelands, what's next earthquakes in Tesco!
Person B: Yeah and tsunamis in Sainsbury's!
Person A: Soiled it.
(awkward moment created)

by jamesjimmy July 4, 2010

soiyer

A supercilious fairy who enjoys spending time making thrones out of raw meat. Her magical powers include, but are not limited to, conjuring a cheeseball out of thin air, waterbending (specifically in and out of one's vagina), can transform any object into a fuzzy peach, and splitting souls. Be warned, they devour souls if you get on their bad side. Puts the cream in cremation. You will ne able to identify a Soiyer by the sudden uncontrollable urge to sing (especially the song "Elephant eating a stick"), her blonde hair, long torso, and impeccable fashion sense. Soiyers are very smart, and can use that advantage agaist you. If a Soiyer is fond of you then you are one lucky person.

"Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that girl over there is a Soiyer"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"

"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"

by deadbarbie June 4, 2018