Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

by irondeath March 10, 2017

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

soggy chewbacca

When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.

Rob's hairy ass turned that bitch into a soggy chewbacca.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021