slamming

A term used by postmen (mailmen) in the U.K for mail that is purposely not delivered, usually for top floor flats.
This pratice is not endorsed by the Royal Mail but is common place amongst posties, especially on a Saturday in an effort to secure an early finish.
Slamming involves reintroducing the letter into the mail system the next day back at work.
The undelivered item is refered to as a slammer.

John the postie wants home for 10, he's going to be slamming all the crap for top floors today.

by Postal Avenger September 4, 2008

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

slamming drawers

Another way to say "having rough sex"

Last night we were slamming drawers!

by TC100 July 5, 2011

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

slammang

1) The act of slamming one's penis in a door, window, or hatch for sexual arousment.

2) Putting extreme pressure on one's penis for sexual arousment.

1) I was slammang it all night.

by coolguy61 January 10, 2010

Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.

Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!

by jamspammer August 26, 2013

Slammon

Slammon the one who says something so stupid it makes you lose brain cells

Why are you doing a slammon to that girl

by The guy that will destroy Nick August 15, 2019