Flock of Seagulls

THE REAL 'Flock of Seagulls' is simply the pluralized derivation of the well known 'Seagull', in which one person jerks it into their own hand and then approaches the soon to be sticky giz receiver, flicks the gew into their face and yells, "Seagull!" The 'Flock of Seagulls', as you can imagine, is performed in the same way by a group of greasy nutters. All of which approach their victim at once from different directions and announce, "Flock of Seagulls!" and fill their targets face and hair with cream of cock.

Flock of Seagulls--
Suzie asked Kimber why she was curled up crying and all covered with gewwy giz. Kimber told Suzie that that mean old Eddie Haskell, Wallie and the Beav 'Flock of Seagulled' her because she refused to give them a Bockcocky party.

by old-man-ed October 17, 2009

Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.

I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.

by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017

seagull developer

A programmer who swoops into a new team, shits tech debt everywhere and leaves without cleaning it up.
(pejorative)

Don't hire that person again they are a goddamn seagull developer! Did you see the state of the mess they left behind?

by Loadx June 17, 2020

trap seagull

a person who always shows up to party/do drugs but never reciprocates drugs.
Referenced from finding nemo, but instead of the seagull saying, "Mine!" They say "Line!"

Person one: Dude, hurry up and do your line! Brian just got here!
Person two: Aw shit. Who invited the damn trap seagull?!

by fuegospitter90 April 23, 2018

dabbing seagulls

seagulls that dab

I saw some dabbing seagulls yesterday.

by peeps255 June 24, 2018

Flock of Seagulls

The group of guys you want to “run so far away from” their dads are probably lawyers

Look it’s a flock of seagulls. Let’s run so they don’t roofie us

by Ivy Cyanide May 24, 2022

Sideways Seagulls

Fancy term for {curly brackets}

Teacher: Mm, yes, just be sure to use your sideways seagulls when using set-builder notation.

by tills November 25, 2013